April 2025 Game – Glenmarie Golf & Country Club

El Pres – Paul Geddes

Vice President Michael Fenner Smith

Moneybags & Scribe – Iain Wise

Please visit the KLOGS Website https://klogsgolfkl.com/

Scribe Report –

Glenmarie Garden

16th April 2025

On arrival at Glenmarie we were greeted by drab overhead skies with intermittent showers. This was a continuation from the previous evening’s torrential downpour. We played the Garden Course and twenty of us teed off on time at 8:00am. The overcast skies quicky cleared and we enjoyed good weather for the whole round. The course played well and as ever the Glenmarie greens were fast and true. All flights were round in good time and we adjourned to Restoran Twelve Roads for lunch and prize giving.  

                                  Chez on the Tee                     A pack of Headcovers

EL Pres was away in Scotland enjoying his Easter Eggs. Moneybags led the proceedings by welcoming guest Gianni guest of Pietro, Espen, Steve guest of Dave and Colin and Lee guests of Benji.

Before moving on to the prize giving it was with sadness that we heard of the passing of Craig McEntyre. Craig had been a regular Klogger for about ten years before returning to Australia in 2014. Craig was a good friend of Chez and Chez made a tribute to him; this was followed by a moment of silence and a toast to Craig. Further information on Craig is available on the KLOGS website.

               NTP hole 2 – Lim   NTP hole 5 – Steve        NTP Hole 12 – Adrian

                        NTP hole 17 – Colin    Last Birdie – Dave

NTP front nine hole 2 – Lim 4.10m

NTP front nine hole 5 – Steve 3.17m

NTP back nine hole 12 – Adrian 3.20m

NTP back nine hole 17 – Colin 4.20m

Lowest Gross – Chez 80

Last Birdie – Dave

Joe HeggieKLOGS Winner April 2025 – 98 for 38 points

Pietro Runner Up           Martin Third Place

The results of the day are as follows:

1st – Joe 98 for 38 points (cut 4)

2nd – Pietro 98 for 36 (cut 2) ocb

3rd – Martin 91 for 36 points (cut 1)

Full Results Below

NameH/CapGrosspointsPositionComment
Joe Heggie2898381cut 4
Pietro Martucci2698362ocb cut 2
Martin Middleton1991363cut 1
Andrew Chez880364
Adrian Harrison2295354
Craig Schul2095346
Michael Fenner Smith2498346
Iain Wise2498346
Espen Dalland (G2)2298339
Ricardo Castro984339
Gianni Campitelli (G2)281043210
Clive Gordon10873112
Sigi Maierbrugger20973112
Lim Hong12913014
Colin McEwan (G1)281072915
Benji Sheehy16962816
Steve Larkin (G1)281082816
Lee Callaghan (G1)281122418
Allan Wright281132319
Dave Evans281181820

   Our Guests – Colin                       Espen                              Gianni                            Lee                               Steve

There was only one real nominations for COTD as below.

  1. Joe for his tee shot on hole 10 which nearly took Clive’s head off while he was putting on hole 2.
  2. Joe for attending ensuring that MFS didn’t win COTD for a third month in a row

There were no other serious nominations so Joe took the award                    

THE WINNER

The winner Joe Heggie COTD for April 2025

The next game in Malaysia will be in June and will be held on Wednesday 18th June 2025.

The May Away will be held week commencing Monday 19th May 2025 South of Chonburi, space is still available.

Thanks to Ricardo for sponsoring the wine.

Thanks to Ricardo for providing photographs.

Thanks to Sigi for maintaining our balls.

Andrew Chez for maintaining the KLOGS website   – https://klogsgolfkl.com/

Craig Anthony McEntyre

25/05/1964 – 22/03/2025 (60 years old)

“Craig was a very likable, handsome guy. Had an accounting software business. Played state cricket for NSW when he was younger.

He played KLOGS regularly in the 2000s.

He would spend a lot of time together travelling around SE Asia for work and playing golf in his spare time. He was an excellent golfer. Hcp 3. Lefty. Won the Sungai Long Golf & Country Club Championship 3 times, I think.

Around Craig, nothing was a problem. Very easy going. Loved a laugh and a good time. He loved his kids, although they were Australian based.

He had to move back to Australia in 2013 due to an illness from which he never completely recovered.

Very sad to hear of his passing. I will miss my dear friend. ”

By Andrew Chez.

March 2025 Game – Tropicana Golf & Country Club

El Pres – Paul Geddes, 

Vice President – Michael Fenner Smith

Moneybags & Scribe – Iain Wise

Please visit the KLOGS Website https://klogsgolfkl.com/

Scribe Report –

Tropicana

12th March 2025

Twenty players attended the March game which was brought forward a week to accommodate EL Pres’s travel plans. As part of the Ramadan package we had F & B vouchers from the course, a hearty breakfast was therefore enjoyed by the early bird arrivals. As is the case during the fasting month Malaysia’s golf course undergo maintenance. We played East 1 and West 3 the former having been hollow tined. The course still played reasonably well. Those that teed off on West3 were round in good time, the same cannot be siad for those on the other nine, they finished nearly an hour later.

                         EL Pres first Tee   MSF’s measuring device       Tall Buildings

Lunch was taken at Pantai Seafood, we took advantage of the set menu and doubled up on the Pork Knuckle. EL Pres was pleased to make Frans Baaker and Lee Chapman new members, Alastair Sim was welcomed back for his second game.

          NTP hole 3 – Lee        NTP hole 8 – Chez     NTP hole 12 – Alastair

NTP hole 17 – Dave   Lowest Gross 8 – Ricardo

NTP front nine hole 3 – Lee Chapman – 16.50 metres

NTP front nine hole 8 – Andrew Chez – 3.60 metres

NTP back nine hole 14 – Alastair Sims 4.20 metres

NTP back nine hole 17 – Dave Evans – 2.30 metres

Lowest Gross – Ricardo Castro  84 (others lower but won other prizes)

     

MATT HALL – KLOGS Winner MARCH 2025 – 91 for 44 points cut 8

Benji Runner Up           Lim Third Place

The results of the day are as follows:

1st – Matt Hall 91 for 44 points (cut 8)

2nd – Benji Sheehy 91 for 35 (cut 2)

3rd – Lim C Hong 85 for 33 points (cut 1)

Full results as below

NameH/CapGrosspointsPositionComment
Matt Hall2791441cut 8
Benji Sheehy1891352cut2
Lim Chin Hong1388333ocb cut 1
Tony Morris2297334 
Allan Wright28103334 
Ricardo Castro884326 
Frans Bakker (G3)1692326 
Josef Winter1794318 
Iain Wise24101318 
Pietro Martucci25102318 
Andrew Chez7853011 
Chris Miller231022912 
Alex Pay (G1)19992813 
David Evans281082813 
Paul Geddes13942715 
Lee Chapman (G3)16982616 
Martin Belderink271112417 
Alistair Sim (G2)8932318 
Martin Middleton181032319 
Michael Fenner-Smith23128320 

Nominations for COTD were fairly weak with one exception Michael Fenner Smith for trying to break three.

For the second game running MFS took the award.

Michael Fenner Smith COTD second month running

EL PRES advised that the May Away will be South of Chonburi between Monday 19th and Saturday 24th May. Golf Tuesday to Friday

Next month’s game will be held on Wednesday 16th April 2025.

Thanks to Ricardo for helping with the photos and sponsoring the wine.

Thanks to Sigi for maintaining our balls.

Andrew Chez for maintaining the KLOGS website   – https://klogsgolfkl.com/

February 2025 Game – Sungai Long Golf Club

El Pres – Paul Geddes, 

Vice President – Tony Lynch

Moneybags & Scribe – Iain Wise

Please visit the KLOGS Website https://klogsgolfkl.com/

Scribe Report –

Sungai Long

19th February 2025

Torrential overnight rain had fallen overnight in Kuala Lumpur. It was difficult to discern fairway from lake. Most of the bunkers were inundated with water and were unplayable. Notwithstanding this the course stood up very well, the fairways were still good and the reliable greens ran fair and true. We had 23 players tee off on time and all were finished in reasonable time.

             A flight of beauty                          Where’s my Ball         One of our slower players

Lunch was taken at the forever reliable Restoran East of Highway, where fine Chinese food expertly selected by EL Pres was washed down with an abundance of cold tiger. EL Pres got the prize giving underway by welcoming our 3 guests, Peter Andrews guest of Moneybags returning to KL where he used to work after over 20 years, Frans, Jonny, Lee all on their second games and Brian Robb last minute joiner on his first game.

          NTP hole 3 – Frans         NTP hole 8 – Ricardo      NTP hole 14 – Iain

  NTP hole 17 – Michael   Lowest Gross 8 – Brian Robb Last Birdie – Martin M

NTP front nine hole 3 – Frans Bakker – 5.73 metres

NTP front nine hole 8 – Ricardo Castro 5.00 metres

NTP back nine hole 14 – Iain Wise 3.25 metres

NTP back nine hole 17 – Michael Fenner Smith 8.49 metres

Lowest Gross – Brian Robb 87 (others lower but won other prizes)

Last Birdie – Martin Middleton

CLIVE GORDON KLOGS Winner FEBRUARY 2025 – 79 for 47 points cut 11

Robert Runner Up          Matt Third Place

The results of the day are as follows:

1st – Clive Gordon 79 for 47 points (cut 11)

2nd – Robert Frager 87 for 41 (cut 2)

3rd – Matt Hall 97 for 39 points (cut 1)

Full results as below

There was only 1 significant nomination for COTD Michael Fenner Smith for dropping a full bottle of Drambuie on the restaurant floor resulting in a sticky mess, along with the heinous crime of wastage of quality alcohol.

Michael Fenner Smith COTD

EL PRES advised that the May Away will be South of Chonburi between Monday 19th and Saturday 24th May. Golf Tuesday to Friday

Next month’s game will be during Ramadan and as EL Pres is going to the UK the game has been brought forward a week and will therefore be held on Wednesday 12th March 2025 venue to be advised.

Thanks to Ricardo for helping with the photos and sponsoring the wine.

Thanks to Sigi for maintaining our balls.

Andrew Chez for maintaining the KLOGS website   – https://klogsgolfkl.com/

Rogues Gallery

January 2025 Game – Glen Marie GCC (Valley Course)

Glenmarie Valley – AGM Game

17th January 2025

El Pres – Paul Geddes, 

Vice President & Scribe- Iain Wise,

Moneybags – Tony Lynch

Scribe Report –

Glenmarie Valley – AGM Game

17th January 2025

To take advantage of the excellent Glenmarie Valley course we played on Thursday. In spite of the persistent heavy rain the course played remarkably well, it was a little soggy in places and it was buggy on track. The days play didn’t start well for Allan Wright, at the buggy station his clubs were nowhere to be seen. The flights on tee box 10 were swiftly re-arranged to allow play to get under way. Allan teed off using hired clubs provided by the course. On the second tee his clubs arrived having been “borrowed “

by a local professional conducting a lesson on the course.  Play was fast and we finished in good time.  

       EL Pres Teeing Off   Stan Buggy on Track           Cute Headcovers

Lunch was taken at Pantai Seafood, where we had a full turnout of twenty-four players, the usual excellent food washed down with 60 bottles of beer. EL Pres welcomed are 2 guests Lee Chapman and Jonny McCausland.

               NTP hole 4 – Andrew Chez   NTP hole 8 – Tony Morris         NTP Hole 12 – Jonny McCausland

       NTP hole 15 – Bernie    Last Birdie – Lee Chapman

NTP front nine hole 4 – Andrew Chez 9.55m

NTP front nine hole 8 – Tony Morris 12.34 m

NTP back nine hole 12 – Jonny McCausland 2.64m

NTP back nine hole 15 – Bernie Schobert 8.89m

Lowest Gross – Ricardo Castro 78

Last Birdie – first time guest – Lee Chapman

Pietro Martucci

KLOGS Winner January 2025 –  93 for 39 points

Runner Up – EL Pres Third Place – Lim Chin Hong

The results of the day are as follows:

1st – Pietro 93 for 39 points (cut 4) ocb

2nd – EL Pres 82 for 39 (cut 2)

3rd – Lim 83 for 37 points (cut 1)

Full Results Below

NameH/CapGrossNetpointsPositionComment
Pietro Martucci249369391Winner cut 4
Paul Geddes138269392Runner up cut 2
Lim Chin Hong128371373Third cut 1
Ricardo Castro67872364 
Tony Lynch239572364 
Lee Chapman (G1)168973356 
Brian Stubbs2810173356 
Clive Gordon159075338 
Martin Middleton179275338 
Berni Schobert199475338 
Helmut Dicknoether23100773111 
Matt Hall28106783012 
Tony Morris2199783012 
Peter Dabrowski23101783012 
Partha (EP)26105792915 
Iain Wise22101792915 
Andrew Chez687812717 
Jonny McCausland (G1)1394812717 
Michael Fenner-Smith21103822619 
Stan Constantinides1799822619 
Allan Wright28111832521 
Josef Winter1598832521 
Benji Sheehy17101842423 
Joe Heggie28112842423 

There were several nominations for COTD as below.

  1. Allan for losing his clubs
  2. Stan for ignoring the buggy on course instructions
  3. Bernie for turning up the Wednesday the day before the game
  4. Joe for continually switching on the buggy hazard lights, a kid with a new toy.

Bernie Schobert was unanimously voted as COTD                  

THE WINNER

The winner – Bernie Schobert COTD for January 2025

The February game will be held on Wednesday 19th February 2025.

The May Away will be held week commencing Monday 19th May 2025 venue to be advised.

Annual General Meeting

The Yearly Prize giving and AGM followed.

  1. EL Pres provided a brief summary of the 2024 games held
  2. EL PRES submitted the 2024 accounts for review and approval
  3. The following players were presented with a bottle of wine for playing more than 8 games

Paul Geddes 11

Iain Wise 11

Ricardo Castro 10

Allan Wright 9

Stan Constantinides 8

Tony Lynch 8

Players with 8 or more games

  • Klogger of the year KOTY results best 6 scores from the year

Iain Wise – 205 – KOTY Tankard

Andrew Chez – 202 – Voucher for Corkman

Ricardo Castro – 200 – Voucher for Corkman

Klogger of the Year – Vice Pres (Iain Wise)

      Andrew Chez KOTY – Runner Up              Ricardo Castro – KOTY Third Place

  • New Player with most games – Martin Middleton – 6 games

Martin Middleton – Most Games by New Member

  • Player playing more than 6 games requiring most improvement a voucher for a 1-hour lesson. Dave Evans
  • COTY – For his exploits on both Aways Joe Heggy was overwhelming voted as COTY, Joe wins a KLOGS tankard, a Ship Captains Flask and gets to keep the perpetual trophy for a year.

Joe Heggy – KLOGS COTY 2024

  • Revisions to the constitution were both passed as follows

8.a) Payment shall be made by online banking to Moneybags.

8.b) Players shall commit to the game 5 days in advance.

  • It was with great pleasure that the society made Allan Wright an Honorary Member

10) The following posts were filled on the 2025 Committee

              10a) EL Pres Paul Geddes

                10b) Vice Pres Tony Lynch

                10c) Moneybags – Iain Wise

                10d) Scribe – post vacant anyone interested please contact EL Pres

  1. Allan gave a vote of Thanks to EL Pres Paul Geddes

Thanks to Ricardo for sponsoring the wine.

Thanks to Ricardo and Brian for providing photographs.

Thanks to Sigi for maintaining our balls.

Andrew Chez for maintaining the KLOGS website  

Various Pictures from the Day.

Eagle by Jonny McCausland

December 2024 Game – Templer Park Golf & Country Club (Xmas Game)

El Pres – Paul Geddes,
Vice President & Scribe- Iain Wise,
Moneybags – Tony Lynch

Scribe Report –


KLOGS XMAS Game Templer Park
Thursday 13th December 2024

For the KLOGS Christmas game we returned to the majestic Templer Park. Twenty-Four players including two guests attended the game moved to the Thursday, as Wednesday was a holiday for the Birthday of the Sultan of Selangor. The course in spite of the torrential rains Malaysia has been encountering was in great condition. Players had been requested to wear their Santa Hats and fill their flasks for tee off on their first tees, compliance was generally good although there were some who didn’t understand and were fined. Play was reasonably fast and we finished by 12:30pm.

Santa Hat at Templer Tenth Tee Box Group Pietro Italian Gent

Christmas Lunch as has been the recent tradition was at Chalet Suisse Restaurant in Ampang. An excellent Menu was provided by Manfred the restaurant’s owner along with the usual Welcome Banner


After filling our boots, it was time for EL Pres to deliver the day’s results. He started by welcoming our two new guests Richard Farand and Frans Bakker who had stepped in at the last minute when Benji realised the game was not on Wednesday even though he wasn’t coming back till Thursday anyway! Irish Logic?. The novelty Prize winners.

NTP hole 2 – Jools NTP hole 8 – Bernie NTP hole 11 – Albert

NTP hole 16 – Michael McNamara Lowest Gross – Richard Farand

NTP front nine hole 2 – Julien Hodgson Walker 3.32 meters
NTP front nine hole 8 – Bernie Schobert 4.18 metres being third closest as those nearer winning other prizes
NTP back nine hole 11 – Albert Koh 3.30 meters
NTP back nine hole 16 – Michael McNamara 5,2 meters, second closest as nearest winning another prize
Lowest Gross – Richard Ferand our guest 85 playing off 8.
Last Birdie – No one as they won other prizes

TED PARSLOW 87 FOR 38 POINTS BACK-TO-BACK WINNER

Robert – Runner Up Albert – Third Place

The results of the day are as follows:
1st – Ted Parslow 87 for 38 points (cut 4)
2nd – Robert Frager 90 for 37 points (cut 2)
3rd – Lim Chin Hong (Albert) 88 for 36 points (cut 1)

Full results as below

NameH/CapGrossNetPointsPositionComments
Ted Parslow178770381Cut 4
Robert Frager199071372Cut 2
Lim Chin Hong (Albert)168872363Cut 1
Martin Middleton239774344 
Julien Hodson Walker179376325 
Richard Ferrand (G1)88577316 
Stan Constantinides189678307 
Paul Geddes129179298 
Colin Brown2210179298 
Frans Bakker (G1)1999802810 
Giani Campitelli (G1)28108802810 
PS Wee890822612 
Michael McNamara18100822612 
Peter Dabrowski22104822612 
Helmut Dicknoether25107822612 
Andrew Chez386832516 
Chris Miller22106842417 
John Preston22106842417 
Allan Wright28112842417 
Albert Koh893852320 
Ricardo Castro893852320 
Iain Wise23108852320 
Pietro Martucci23109862223 
Berni Schobert18110921624 

In the haze of the afternoon, I have no recollection of the COTD nominations, from the photos sent to the scribe I believe Albert was the winner.

Albert Koh COTD

EL PRES advised that the next game will be the AGM date to be confirmed venue to be advised.
Thanks to Ricardo for helping with the photos and sponsoring the wine.
Thanks to Sigi for maintaining our balls.
Andrew Chez for maintaining the KLOGS website

Photos from the Day

Bernie on the Tee Caddie on No Not this Group Vice Pres in bother

A dodgy group

More Dodgy set of Players
And from the Restaurant

EL Pres with Manfred Rabble Rousers Martin on a Fag Break

EL PRES with a twinkle in the eye

Group Photo Chalet Suisse













November 2024 Game (Away) – Chiang Mai, Thailand

November Away to Chiang Mai, Thailand, 17 – 22 November 2024

Left to Right Back: Brian Jeffers, Benji Sheehy, Joe Heggie, Matt Hall, Wayne Beck, Peter Kenyon, Iain Wise, Geoff McLaws, Ted Parslow, David Hewitt and Dave Evans

Front: Berni Schobert, Frank McKenzie, Tony Lynch, Allan Wright, Peter Dabrowski, Pietro Martucci, El Pres (Paul Geddes), Rikki Ingham and Colm O’Donovan

El Pres:            Paul Geddes

Vice:                Iain Wise

Moneybags:    Tony Lynch

Scribe:             Geoff McLaws

Great start to yet another fantastic K.L.O.G.S away. I am sure that every one of you enjoyed it as much as I did, if not more.

With some arriving in Chiang Mai earlier than the tour start date, having already discovered the more interesting spots to visit, we all converged at the designated bar on Sunday evening. Initial indications were that it promised to be a memorable week. 20 players off to a good start.

DAY 1. Alpine Golf Club, Chiang Mai

Alpine Golf Club has a fine reputation and our most recent experiences here held this course in high regard. The course itself did not disappoint but unfortunately, the greens were awful. Describing them as slow is as underwhelming as the greens; they were extremely inconsistent and much slower than the advertised stimp reading of 9, leading to many a three or even four putt.

Teeing off from hole 1 on the B course, we finished in reasonable time on the C course. Following the round, our exalted troupe wandered onto the dining terrace ready to feast on the days rewards.

El Pres opened proceedings with his usual aplomb and humour but quickly got down to business. Appreciating the course and layout, he too was critical of the greens and noted that the course condition had deteriorated somewhat.

Opening with 3rd place then 2nd place. El Pres, like any game show host, then left us hanging for the final result. We’ll be back after the break………….

3rd Place Wayne Beck 103/33 points.                       2nd Place Brian Jeffers 98/36 points.

And,

NTP’s

B course hole 3 – Matt Hall 10.3m                B course hole 7 – Tony Lynch 8.0m

C course hole 4 – Iain (Vice) Wise 6.5m        C course hole 7 – Benji Sheehy 15.0m

Birdies on the day – Ted Parslow (1) and Benji Sheehy (2)

And the golfer who took first place today……………..

1st – Ted Parslow 91/38. Well done Ted.

Interesting interlude to the formalities was when Wayne was caught using his phone just as his name was announced as the winner of “3rd Place”, and looking confused as he went up to receive his prize, El Pres snatched his phone and slung it away. Incredibly, Benji plucked it out of thin air in a clean grab. After he thanked Benji and retrieved his phone, Wayne sat down saying, “How could I have won?” to the crowds response of “you didn’t, you came third!”

COTD Nominations;

  • Wayne and Brian for throwing ice on the bus.
  • Iain for pretending to be the President found wearing an El Pres KLOGS shirt.
  • Iain for general poor etiquette on the course and getting up Joe’s knickers repeatedly.

Iain was again unanimously voted the COTD

            Scoring


KLOGS NOV MONTHLY COMP
NameH/CapgrossnetStblfrd
Ted Parslow (T)21917038
Geoff McLaws8918325
Paul Geddes (T)10928226
Benji Sheehy16957929
Brian Jeffers26987236
Colm O’Donnovan191008127
Bernie Schobert181008226
Iain Wise (T)221017929
Tony Lynch (T)261027632
Wayne Beck281037533
Peter Dabrowski (T)211048325
Pietro Martucci221068424
Joe Heggie261078127
Matt Hall281108226
Allan Wright281118325
Rikki Ingham281148622
Frank Mackenzie281189018
Dave Evans281199117
Peter Kenyon281209216
David Hewitt281209216

DAY 2 – Highlands Golf Course, Chiang Mai

Suitably stretched and lubricated prior to arriving at Highlands, we all, ahem, stepped off the bus ready to tear the course apart. Playing the A 9 and B 9 our five groups teed off slightly earlier than designated allowing us to finish in good time. The course was in great condition.

El Pres opened proceedings after a great selection of dishes to kick start the rest of the day.

Echoing many, he declared the course to be in great nick and, although the greens were also very slow, at least they were consistent.

Today was the first day of the horse and jockey event, the one where we all randomly choose a horse and jockey with whom, you aim to win or come dead last.

JockeysHorses
Paul GeddesDavid Hewitt
Iain WiseMatt Hall
Tony LynchBerni Schobert
Brian JeffersPaul Geddes
Wayne BeckWayne Beck
Berni SchobertTony Lynch
Peter DabrowskiFrank McKenzie
David HewittDave Evans
Dave EvansAllan Wright
Allan WrightPietro Martucci
Peter KenyonJoe Heggie
Ted ParslowPeter Kenyon
Rikki InghamPeter Dabrowski
Frank McKenzieGeoff McLaws
Colm O’DonovanBenji Sheehy
Geoff McLawsBrian Jeffers
Pietro MartucciTed Parslow
Matt HallIain Wise
Benji SheehyRikki Ingham
Joe HeggieColm O’Donovan

Winners will receive 6000 Baht each and last place will receive 4000 Baht each.

Aside from the individual stableford winner on the day, we only have the NTP’s.

NTP’s

Course A Hole 2 – Geoff McLaws 1.2m         Course B Hole 5 – Ted Parslow 1.98

Today’s winner of the individual scoring event (Stableford)

Benji Sheehy with 42 points.

COTD Nominations:

  • Iain for telling Joe to hurry up while he was playing even slower.
  • Joe for committing the ultimate sin – allowing his missus to access his WhatsApp account.
  • Joe for spending more time on his phone than on the green.
  • El Pres for being late on the bus and having his alarm set to the incorrect time zone! Hmmm.

The vote on this wasn’t actually required but the roar when Joe’s name was mentioned was deafening.

COTD Joe Heggie

DAY 3 – Highlands Golf Course – Day 2 of the Horse and Jockey event.

Playing the B and C nines this day and I was pretty impressed with the course combination. Although the green speed hadn’t improved it was a pretty nice day out. Kicking off pretty much on time, our five groups got around in reasonable time.

And on to the most important part of the day, the presentation. No such antics as phone throwing prevailed on this occasion however and El Pres, as always managed it pretty well.

There were two NTP holes this day with the 8th hole on the B course and also the 8th hole on the C course.

B Course Hole 8 – David Hewitt 4.6m           C Course Hole 8 – Geoff McLaws 11.3m

2nd Overall Wayne Beck                                             1st Overall Benji Sheehy

2nd Place over two rounds – Wayne Beck (39 pts) Overall 71 pts

1st Place over two rounds – Benji Sheehy (31 pts) Overall 73 pts

Horse and Jockey

16th Place – Rikki & Benji                                           1st Place – Benji & Colm

COTD Nominations

  • Benji for winning everything.
  • Iain for putting people off, poor course etiquette and general bad behaviour.
  • Dave Evans for having a caddie that looked like his daughter.
  • Matt for his outrageous behaviour in the early hours prior to golf (lost phone, lost cc, lost stomach contents)

There was really only one nomination fitting the behaviour of a true COTD…………

Matt was voted (unanimously) COTD.

Scores

2 Day Away Comp
  Day 1Day 2 
NameH/CapGROSSNETPOINTSGROSSNETPOINTSTotal
Benji Sheehy1684684293773173
Wayne Beck28104763297693971
Ted Parslow1792753391743467
Brian Jeffers261017533100743467
Colm O’Donnovan1997783093743464
Geoff McLaws479753383792962
Pietro Martucci22997731100783061
Bernie Schobert18101832591733560
Allan Wright (T)281017335111832560
Peter Kenyon281077929107792958
Tony Lynch (T)23997632105822658
Iain Wise (T)231027929104812756
Dave Evans281118325107792954
David Hewitt (T)281108226109812753
Paul Geddes1192812794832552
Rikki Ingham281178919108802847
Peter Dabrowski231199612102792941
Frank Mackenzie (T)281138523119911740
Joe Heggie261108424122961236
Matt Hall281229414120921630


DAY 4 – Gassan (Ghastly) Legacy Golf Club. Team Competition abridged scramble.

This course does not rate a photograph.

Teams:

  1. Geoff McL, Dave E, Rikki I, Allan W
  2. Paul G, Iain W, Wayne B, Peter K
  3. Berni S, Peter D, Brian J, Frank McK
  4. Colm O’D, Ted P, Joe H, David H
  5. Benji S, Pietro M, Tony L, Matt H

A quick look at the scorecard for this course sent a shiver up many a spine within our group, The refreshments taken on the way to this nightmare were quickly absorbed as we realised that every single tee shot on every single hole, was over water. Armed with bags full of spare balls we set off on a very crowded and slow beginning.

It quickly became evident that the only benefit of playing this course was ensuring the ball collectors had an income for the next month. Many of us had a lot of difficulty just reaching the fairway and with few or no escape routes, many balls ended up learning to swim.

I found the layout ridiculous even though a few of us could clear the water on the tee shots. As I watched ball after ball go into the water, however, I wondered how anyone could propose wanting to play here or even consider membership at this course.

It was indeed a slow round but we retired to the dining room for our lunch, much beer, much complaining and finally the presentation.

Opening with “Well, we wont be coming back here!” El Pres pretty much echoed how we all felt about this tragedy.

Announcing the team positions from last to first, we also took a quick tally of balls lost, but no names. A minimum of 120 balls were lost between us on this round of golf.

Team 1 – 5th Position +10                              Team 3 – 4th Position +9

Team 4 – 3rd Position +6                                Team 5 – 2nd Position +5

Team 2 – 1st Position +3

COTD Nominations:

  • Iain for being nominated every day.
  • Pietro nominated his team for hitting 11 balls into the water on one Par 3.
  • Peter Kenyon for yelling “how far is it?” on El Pres’ backswing.

Pietro was voted COTD (he must like the mug) for putting his own team in.

A vote was then taken for the COTT and there wasn’t much argument. Our day 2 winner – Joe Heggie.

Pietro magnanimously accepts his award.   Joe Heggie graciously accepts his COTT.

Brian Jeffers then rose to his rather large feet and began complimenting people. Firstly he praised Paul and Iain, but mainly Iain, for their organisation and running of yet another successful tour, he welcomed the new guys on tour and then presented PG with a cup honouring him as President of the Grumpy Fuckers Society, cup presented.

El Pres then offered a further compliment to Iain for his work in organising the tour and to Lek for being such a wonderful host and tour guide.

PG for President!

As always, our sponsors make the prizes possible, Thanks Sigi, for your continued support and donation of KLOGS golf balls. It should be noted that shortly before the tour commenced, Sigi delivered on his promise with 24 dozen golf balls stamped with the K.L.O.G.S logo.

On to the next tour, bye guys.

Your Scribe.

October 2024 Game – Glen Marie GCC (Valley Course)

+El Pres – Paul Geddes, 

Vice President & Scribe- Iain Wise,

Moneybags – Tony Lynch

Scribe Report –

Glenmarie Valley  

17th October 2024

The October game was switched to a Thursday so that we could play the excellent Glenmarie Valley course, the course being closed on Wednesdays for weekly maintenance or was it really to give EL PRES and extra day to recover from his dodgy British Airways experience. Whichever the reason the valley as usual played really well in spite of the recent monsoon rains, we have been experiencing. It was for this reason we had to put up with buggy on track. Play got off on time and with only minimal delays we were all finished by 12:45pm.

Empty first tee box       Chez playing in front of his local fan base

As has been the norm when playing Glenmarie we adjourn to Restoran Twelve Roads for lunch and prize giving. Once again, the restaurant excelled and we dined in style with a good range of dishes selected by EL PRES. It was good to see Clive join us for lunch. Vice Pres as usual made a pratt of himself by asking the restaurant staff to go and buy peanuts, translation issue resulted in 10 packets of monkey nuts being delivered, to the amusement of the crowd.

               NTP hole 4 – Allan   NTP hole 8 – Ricardo    Lowest Gross 84 – EL Pres

                0.45m Ted 0.61m            (a long way)           (Due to Others winning)

NTP front nine hole 4 – Allan 0.41m, hard luck Ted 0.61m

NTP front nine hole 8 – Ricardo a long way

NTP back nine hole 12 – Not won

NTP back nine hole 15 – Winner OB

Lowest Gross – El Pres 88, Chez 76 Ricardo 82 both winning other prizes

Last Birdie – Not won.

The full results

NameH/CapGrossNetpointsPosition
Andrew Chez77669391
Brian Stubs (G3)2810072362
Martin Middleton269973353
Allan Wright281027434 
Ricardo Castro8847632 
Lim Chin Hong15917632 
Michael McNamara (G3)18967830 
Tony Lynch251037830 
Matt Hall281077929 
Paul Geddes9887929 
Iain Wise211007929 
Ted Parslow16968028 
Chris Miller211028127 
Mike Williams13948127 
David Evans281118325 
John Preston211048325 
Stan Constantinides171018424 
Peter Dabrowski201068622 
David lake (G3)261158919 

Chez KLOGS Winner October 2024 – 76 for 39 points

Brian Runner Up            Martin Third Place

The results of the day are as follows:

1st – Andrew Cseszko 76 for 39 points (cut 4)

2nd – Brian Stubbs 100 for 36 (cut 2)

3rd – Martin Middleton 97 for 35 points (cut 1)

There were several nominations for COTD as below.

  1. Vice Pres for buying monkey nuts instead of peanuts for the group
  2. Brian for becoming a member only when realising he could win a bottle of wine
  3. Brian for taking 11 years to complete 3 games and pay his membership
  4. Tony for wearing the November Away Shirt before the Away.
  5. Marting for taking third place whilst playing off a dodgy handicap.

THE WINNER

The winner Martin Middleton COTD for October 2024

EL PRES advised that the November Away will be Chiang Mai between the 17th and 22nd November, presently 20 players have confirmed.

The next game in Malaysia will be on Thursday 12th December 2024 probably at Templer Park followed by Xmas Lunch at Chalet Suisse.

Thanks to Ricardo for sponsoring the wine.

Thanks to Ricardo and Brian for providing photographs.

Thanks to Sigi for maintaining our balls.

Andrew Chez for maintaining the KLOGS website   – https://klogsgolfkl.com/

September 2024 Game – Kota Seriemas Golf Club

SCRIBE REPORT

18TH SEPTEMBER 2024

El Pres – Paul Geddes,

Vice President & Scribe- Iain Wise,

Moneybags – Tony Lynch

SCRIBE REPORT

18TH SEPTEMBER 2024

It was good to see EL Pres continuing with his recovery after being fitted with his new bionic knee.  Play got underway on time at 8:00am. However, when the 3 flights assigned to start on the second nine arrived at tee box 10, they were blocked by a 6 ball who were just teeing off. It was quickly decided to jump ahead and start on holes 11 and 12. The leap frogging to avoid further jumbo flights continued throughout the round. Flights 4 & 5 eventually formed their own jumbo flight to complete the last 4 holes of their round. The weather was cooling with a couple of slight showers. The course was in good condition and the greens were fair and true.  The first 3 flights finished in good time, however flights 4 & 5 the magnificent seven were severely delayed.

            Chez in trouble on 10         Klog‘s jumbo flight the Magnificent Seven

Lunch was scheduled to be held at East of Highway but following a phone call the day before we were advised they were closed. Arrangements were quickly adjusted and we adjourned to Pantai Seafood instead. With a couple of no shows the 15 diners squeezed on to one table, this required serious intervention by EL PRES to ensure everyone had sufficient elbow room. Food selection was simple as we ordered form the Pantai 20th Anniversary Celebration Menu. Once the late arrival from flights 4 & 5 had arrived lunch was served.  The food was excellent albeit a tad expensive. Plenty of cold beer was downed.

EL PRES got the prize giving underway by welcoming our guests Steve Hennessey, Peter Davies and Brian Stubbs. Before moving on to the prizes he fined all those that didn’t play the course in the correct order. As there was an absence of any Ladies Tee Boxes he continued in fine mode and collected a total of 180 MYR for all the misdemeanours.

On to the NTP’s.

Hole 6 Sigi

Hole 8 Benji

Hole 14 Peter (due to Vice Pres screw up this should have been hole 6)

Lowest Gross Andrew Chez  79

Last Birdie not awarded

              

VICE PRES KLOGS WINNER SEPTEMBER 2024 – 93 for 42 points

Scores for the Day

NameH/CapGrossNetpoints
Iain Wise27936642
Stan Constantinides19907137
Martin Middleton27987137
Brian Stubs28966840
Andrew Chez6797335
Steve Hennessey (G1)281017335
Josef Winter20957533
Daniel Carnie (G2)20967632
Peter Davies19967731
Matt Hall (G3)281067830
Paul Geddes8877929
Peter Dabrowski19998028
Tony Lynch251088325
Ricardo Castro7918424
Allan Wright281138523
Sigi Maierbrugger181058721
Benji Sheehy151028721
Wrongly Submitted in Bold

The results of the day are as follows:

1st – Vice Pres 93 for 42 points (cut 6)

2nd – Stan Constantinides ** for 37 (ocb ) (cut 2)

3rd – Martin Middleton ** for 37 points (cut 1)

There were 2 nominations for COTD

Benji for measuring the second shot of one of his playing partners on the NTP hole

Vice Pres for getting the NTP holes for his flight wrong filling the distances in on the wrong nine.

Benji was the unanimous winner.

Benji Sheehy COTD

EL PRES advised that the November Away will be Chiang Mai between the 17th and 22nd November, presently 20 players have confirmed.

Next month’s game will be on Wednesday 16th October 2024 venue to be advised.

Thanks to Ricardo for helping with the photos and sponsoring the wine.

Thanks to Sigi for maintaining our balls.

Thanks to Andrew Chez for providing photos and maintaining the KLOGS website at   – https://klogsgolfkl.com/

August 2024 Game – Sungai Long GCC

El Pres – Paul Geddes, 

Vice President & Scribe- Iain Wise,

Moneybags – Tony Lynch

Please visit the KLOGS Website https://klogsgolfkl.com/

It was good to see EL Pres back on the course with his new bionic knee, a spectacular recovery considering the surgery was only 4 weeks ago. Play got underway on time at 8:00am. Overnight rain had softened the course so it was buggy on track. The extra walking obviously didn’t unduly affect our illustrious leader see later. Even with the nocturnal downpour the course was in tremendous condition with the greens running fast and true. We all completed in good time and were all back in the hutch shortly after noon.

       Chez on the Tee Box           First Flight Posing        EL Pres with bionic leg

The usual restaurant has now decided to close on Wednesday’s so we adjourned to 688  Restaurant 10 minutes drive from the course. Due to a shortage of transport Michael and Benji required a grab to get from the course to the lunch venue. This task should have been fairly straightforward. The hungry masses were however made to wait, as after 20 minutes the grab travellers had still not arrived. Calls were made and it transpired they had gone to a nearby hawker stall which had the same name as the Restaurant. A further grab ride and they eventually arrived.

               NTP hole 8 – Iain       NTP hole 14 – Mick      Lowest Gross 81 – Chez

NTP front nine hole 5 – Not won as Benji won another prize

NTP front nine hole 7 – Pres of Vice 6.30 metres

NTP back nine hole 14 – Michael Fenner Smith 5.70 metres

NTP back nine hole 17 – No one

Lowest Gross  – Andrew Chez 81

Last Birdie – No one as they won other prizes

EL PRES KLOGS Winner AUGUST 2024 – 82 for 36 points

Benji Runner Up           Tony Third Place

The results of the day are as follows:

1st – El Pres 82 for 36 points (cut 4)

2nd – Benji Sheehy 92 for 33 (ocb ) (cut 2)

3rd – Tony Lynch 99 for 33 points (cut 1)

Full results as below

NameH/CapGrossNetpointsPositionComment
Paul Geddes108272361Cut 4
Benji Sheehy179275332OCB cut 2
Tony Lynch249975333Cut 1
Andrew Chez58176324 
Stan Constantinides189577315 
Iain Wise2610377315 
Espen Dalland (G1)2210078307 
Josef Winter209878307 
Ricardo Castro68680289 
Allan Wright27108812710 
David Evans28112842411 
Matt Hall (G2)28114862212 
Michael Fenner-Smith21108872113 

There was only 1 nominations for COTD Michael Fenner Smith for booking a grab and taking himself and Benji to the wrong restaurant.

Michael Fenner Smith COTD

EL PRES advised that the November Away will be Chiang Mai between the 17th and 22nd November, presently 20 players have confirmed, still not too late if you would like to join

Next month’s game will be on Wednesday 18th September at Kota Seriemas.

Thanks to Ricardo for helping with the photos and sponsoring the wine.

Thanks to Sigi for maintaining our balls.

Andrew Chez for maintaining the KLOGS website   – https://klogsgolfkl.com/